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If Alphabets Were People

This little thing is based on common troupes of how alphabets are used and little political commentary.

  1. Would always be confused  (aaa…)
  2. Would try to make E see that they can BE together
  3. Would wonder if he should put I before E like the rest of his friends
  4. Would hate the shadow B left on as a child
  5. Would be very popular
  6. Would not appreciate being such a prominent bad word that even just saying F would directly imply swearing
  7. She is a good girl
  8. Wondering why silence has more H than S  (Shhh…)
  9. Narcissistic little s#!*
  10.  Would be sad enough to want to make others laugh
  11. Would hate that he I third more often than first  (letter k is used as a third letter in words more often than as first)
  12. Less acceptable than G even if it is more fantasised 
  13. Would be particular about running
  14. Would be a pessimist
  15. Would be sad that even though she is identical twin of zero, there is still fat shaming directed at her
  16. Would be utterly grateful about amount of her load that is lightened F and H being together
  17. Would be able to imagine what she would do anything without U
  18. Would be very cute. Definitely LOVES pink.
  19. Would be a silent and introverted person
  20. She spills everything. Such a butter finger.
  21. Sometimes he does favours to others, and sometimes others favour him
  22. Is a bit scary. Quite the mysterious person.
  23. Questions everything
  24. Pulled the short stick
  25. Does free work vowels for exposure
  26. Very fast. So many tech companies hire her for her short-term expertise.

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Mili is pen name of Ankita Maurya. She has a bachelor’s degree in psychology and economics and is currently pursuing her master’s. She is one of those obnoxious people who prefer to be behind the camera than in front of it.

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