This is a continuation from last time, so in case you guys have not read that one, or forgotten
About it, go read it again for the sake of context.
So, the guy’s girlfriend comes to me in recess and says that she needs to talk to me about something.
And she came, her boyfriend came and her boyfriend’s friends came as well, following her. So I asked, “Bro, where are you guys going with him for a threesome?”
The girl laughed again.
Just imagine the amount of attitude this guy has that he has been humiliated in front of this girl twice and was still able to stand in front of her.
Then the guy started to fight with me verbally obviously it was of no use. So his friends were like, “Bro, we came here to beat him up and he is the one who keeps making a joke out of us, especially yours.”
In the middle of that, I gave the dialogue of the Sanskrit teacher. The Sanskrit teacher used to say, “Dakkihin Ghoomao.” (Turn to your south.) And when you turned, he used to hit so hard, I cannot tell you how much it hurt.
I quietly told him, “Bro, I am not in the mood right now. Come to me at night. We will patiently book hotel and stuff. YOu are getting right? OYO and all? Dank OYO? 50% off Ka-ching.”
Yeah, I think it is 40-50% or something off.
So i told him, “Dakkihin Ghoomalo.”
That guy is so stupid, he doesn’t know what dakkhin is.
He asks me, “What does that mean?”
I felt sad even telling him that, “Turn to your south to me.”
Bro, I wanted to put a bamboo up his right there and then, But I couldn’t do it.
There were no bamboos in the school.
I mean, I have a bamboo too, but it doesn’t seem appropriate that I do with him what he should be doing with his girlfriend.
So I did not feel it appropriate to say stuff like this in front of the lady.
By the way, he was so humiliated by me on that day that his girlfriend broke up with him the next day.
I will tell whom his girlfriend went out with after him.
And no. That other guy is not me.
Rest of the story next time.
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Maan Veer Maurya is a B.Tech student (AI) in SRM, Chennai
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